so-personal:

everything personal♡

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via pizza)


superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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